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    Irish Vasectomy

    • Post author:Brian M McGarvie
    • Post published:October 16, 2009
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    After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that enough was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger house. So the husband went to his doctor and told him…

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    The Old Golfer

    • Post author:Brian M McGarvie
    • Post published:August 4, 2009
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    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other…

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    Panda in bar….

    • Post author:Brian M McGarvie
    • Post published:August 4, 2009
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    A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do that!" said someone else in…

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